Quick Top Ten

Friday's suck. Most days suck because we chose to be born into a group of cells that aren't named "Kennedy" or "Rockefeller". Unlike the members of those families, the rest of us generally have to work Monday thorough, at least Friday. Here's a quick list of movies I'd rather be watching right now, than be here...at work.

1. Office Space: Why does it say paper jam, when there is no paper jam?!?!
2. Old School: There is no better time to watch Old School than, well, anytime.
3. Orgazmo: I have a fresh appetite for Trey and Matt. This was such an unknown masterpiece. It deserved better than a two week run on Starz in 2000.
4. Arrested Development: TV shows qualify for this list. Quite frankly, one of the most well-written shows ever produced.
5. Snaked On a Plane: Embarrassingly, I am curious to see this one. Why didn't anyone make the connection that Sammy Jackson went from Black Snake Moan to Snakes on a Plane? What's next? Snakes '08; Yes We Can?
6. Boogie Nights: It's been a while
7. 3:10 To Yuma: I've heard good things
8. 1408: See #7
9. The Usual Suspects: Give ME the keys you fucking cocksuckermotherfucker
10. Friday: Craig, how you goin' get fired, on yo day off?